You know it's time to lose weight when.............

1)You think twice before sitting on plastic garden furniture.
2)You bend over to tie your shoes and your stomach gets in the way.
3)You put frosting on an aspirin.
4)Your daily exercise program consists of the one sit-up you do getting out of bed.
5)You can't stand up from an armchair without using your hands.
6)Your driver's license says, "Picture continued."
7)Your refrigerator door gets more exercise than you.
8)You try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor
9)You get tired just saying the words "ten-kilometer run."
10)You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

(Got this as an email forward-thought it was worth sharing)!